Rake: "If you can't trust a vampire, who can you trust?"

Apprentice: "You can only always pick up the knobbing where he left off, if you're that way inclined."

Apprentice: "At the risk of seeming crude, sleeping with someone else isn't going to make your ex-wife any deader."

Rake: "When you put it like that - crassly - you're entirely correct. Also crass. Did I mention that it's crass?"

Rake: "No ghost is going to graffitti any daughter of mine!!!"

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